Just got back from jeff dunhams Show! And He even said that this show was officialy one of the wierdest shows he had ever done. Only in Arizona
. Well, Might as well tell you about my trip and the preformance..
My cousins Renne and cody, Got me a ticket and drove me there. Well we were in the car And we were driving in Downtown Phoenix, When out of no where my Cousin shouts "OMG!"(he actually yelled that, Keep in mind Renne is 22 and cody is 20 XD). then he Rolled down the window and Points infront of these three buildings. Well, There was a crowd standind around something. I did'nt know what at first..THEN It broke away from the crowd...A gaint Robotic MOVING Gold centipede..Creepy eh?
So then, We go to the hard rock cafe' and for those who have never been there...Its classic rock HEVEAN! I was in love with the decorations.. There were Records on the walls, There was a guitar from def lepord, Cool huh? Well, anyway were getting ready to leave and i had to use the restroom, so i go in the stall and ya know Do what i gotta do XDD. But when i come out, I see this painting Of edgar allan poe That WAS'NT there when i went in and it SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!! I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW IT! I mean, i love edgar allan poe but that was just freaky.
Then, We were at the Stadium,and we got in line to actually enter it. These cops come out and say, "Ladies we need to check your purses!". I leaned over to Renee and said "I'm Tempted To scream 'hide the pistol!'" I always get ideas like that around cops XD lol. Well we were at the merch. Booth, and i got myself a blue shirt of walter And hes screamin; "Shut the hell up!" I also got a dog tag of achmed (sp?) That says "I keel you" Across it. I would of Gottoen a walter Doll, But they Were 50 Bucks!! Crazy huh? I left my house with 50 bucks and came back with 4!
Well, after that we were in our seats and the show had started. Brain (better known as guitar guy) Came on stage and sang a few songs. One of his songs was an auto biography called "I'm a Rockstar." Well, Im that song it said that his son was the lead guitarist for avenge sevendfold. Isn't that awsome?? Then he did some jokes, But in the middles he stopped and started staring at this girl. Then He Said "I know the economy is bad out here because, this lovley lady in the front is starring at my STIMULUS PACKAGE!!" Then he covered his Crotch with his guitar XDD lol.
Then the main man jeff came out, He told a few FUNNY jokes and then brought the puppets out. First was The beloved Walter. So hes telling jokes (all new 8D) Then This Lady in the nose bleeds Screams "I LOVE YOU WALTER!"? Then walter stops Looks up and shouts "JUMP!". Then Its Achmed! 8D we all love him. Hes also telling jokes (also new 8D) Then The same lady screams "I LOVE YOU!" Achmed stops looks up and says " Ah, yes yes i love you to.." then he gasps, looks down, Slowly looks back up at the woman and screams "YOU WHORE!! YOU SAID YOU LOVED WALTER!! If peanut comes out here and she saws she loves him then she'll be A TRIPLE WHORE!!" Now, i learned this from Peanut. Say "Taste of China" Very fast, in a chinese accent.
loooool Then jose' comes out for like two seconds tells like thre jokes and is forced back in the box...
. But Then Bubba J Comes out, they re used ALL of his jokes..The WHOLE crowd his saying the punchlines AS Bubba J is saying them, THATS when Jeff said That was the weirdest show.
So afterwards we are sitting In the chair waiting for the lines at the exits to die down. Well, Im sitting there looking around when, I see this kid..He looks like hes..10? 11? Well, anyway Hes giving me This really scary look, Not like a grrrr i'm gonna kill you look more like a....grrr i'm gonna rape you look. And i must say i was ACTUALLY SCARED! HOLY CRAP I was REALLY scared...Thank god he didnt follow me home..-shifty eyes- or...or did he? Well, I have to go search my house For Hormonal Children...Byyyee~!